After a few over the top weekends of damaging my liver and destroying my dignity in Malta I was more than ecstatic for a quiet few days of rest and relaxation on the tiny greek island of Corfu in the Ionian Sea. The last time I was in Greece I was on the island of Crete which was literally HELL. For serious. Anyways it was a nice beginning weekend which I spent exploring, wining, dining, and shopping with 2 of my friends Luke & Lalenya. The vibe of the island is so chill I felt like I was overdosing on Ambien tbh. The main town, Corfu Town is full of sunlit alleys, pastel colored apartments and white washed plazas which coupled with the glorious warm weather made me feel like I was in the midst of summer already. Now the MOST IMPORTANT part. How were the boys you ask? Let's just say I don't plan on sampling any of the "local delicacies".